Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
28 November 2014
17 March 2014
'I Want To Peel All Your Skin Off'
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Unfortunatebirthmark: I was tucking in my two-year-old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time it's good bye." Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.
NotTomPettysGirl: Not to me, but to his grandmother. He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she's very old, and will die soon. Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.
PookiePi: My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say hi to things. "Hi hi hi hi hi hi." One day it came out sounding more like "die die die die die." So I say to her, what is that you're saying? And she turns to face me and just whispers "Diiiieeeeeee......."
utcursch: Getting my two and a half year old daughter out of the bath one night, my wife and I were briefing her on how important it was she kept her privates clean. She casually replied, "Oh nobody 'scroofs' me there. They tried one night. They kicked the door in and tried but I fought back. I died and now I'm here." She said this like it was nothing.
GatorMcGovern: A friend of mine's child told him "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."
evillawnornament: "Daddy sleep" then pushing my head underwater at the pool.
Thingsimeantobe: My five-year-old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said 'mama's here it's okay'. She looked right at me still asleep and screamed 'mama? But who is that behind you?
jelb32: My five-year-old son asked me last week "what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?"
Like_I_was_sayin: My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy it's a monster. We should bury it."
abluesxs: I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?" 7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."
psalm_69: I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4-year-old daughter's face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".Reddit via Scary Mommy and Buzzfeed
03 January 2014
01 January 2014
13 August 2013
10 August 2013
07 August 2013
'I Really Was A Young Dapper Man' | Mo's Bows
YouTube
Moziah Bridges began designing and making his own bow ties when he was just 9 because, as he says, "I really was a young, dapper man and I couldn’t find any other bow ties that I really liked." So he started his own business that really took off ... "It's me, I'm starting young and that's all that matters. Plus I'm handsome."
Bridges recently told Fox News about becoming an entrepreneur at such a young age after he was taught how to sew by his "lovely grandma" when he was just 9. Since creating his line of Mo's Bows, he's raked in $30,000 in sales through his Etsy store and various boutiques in the South. He's been profiled by Forbes and in Oprah's magazine and was featured on the Steve Harvey show ...
And he's already giving back. "I made this bow tie called the Go Mo! Scholarship Bow Tie and 100 percent of the proceeds go to help kids go to summer camp because I feel like it’s good to help the community and that’s what I’m doing."Jezebel
21 July 2013
19 July 2013
Things You Never Knew You Needed Or Wanted | Baby Bangs
Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl's (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It's quick, easy and baby barely knows it's there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!Baby Bangs via Jezebel
13 June 2013
Expects Iron Man Gets RDJ
Little Jaxson Denno was fully expecting to hang out with The Invincible Iron Man when his mom told him Tony Stark was shooting a movie in his neck of the woods. Needless to say, the 18-month-old Western Massachusetts native was none-too-pleased when he ended up meeting Robert Downey, Jr. instead. A ... photo of their encounter show[s] Jaxson bawling his eyes out as a perplexed Downey attempts to console him. "He was fine as soon as he talked to him," said Jaxson's mom Heather. She explained that Jaxson was "confused because I kept telling him it was Iron Man and he knew it wasn't. Well, not Iron Man in the suit."Gawker
30 March 2013
27 March 2013
12 March 2013
23 January 2013
07 January 2013
Landfill Philharmonic
Vimeo
Landfill Harmonic is an upcoming feature-length documentary about a remarkable musical orchestra in Paraguay, where young musicians play instruments made from trash. For more information about the film, visit their FaceBook page.
16 December 2012
25 November 2012
18 November 2012
Parents | Are You A Monster When You're Drunk?
YouTube | Adweek
Folks fortunate enough to have had normal childhoods might find this PSA from Finnish agency Euro RSCG Helsinki for a charity called Fragile Childhood disturbing or unrealistic but I find it totally relatable. It's doubtful that alcoholic parents will recognize themselves or be shocked into changing their behavior, but it may open the eyes of someone else in the life of such a child and inspire them to intervene.
16 November 2012
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