18 March 2012

Wes Ball | Ruin


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Wes Ball, a graphic artist best known for his work with HBO and his award-winning student short A Work in Progress, has spent the last two years working with his company, OddBall Animation, on a “passion project” called Ruin, described as “an animated short set in a post-apocalyptic universe.”
TDW

04 March 2012

Handbook Of Gang Tattoos

The letters “A”and “B”on the shield of the knight represent
Aryan Brotherhood. 

Military insignia and epaulette tattoos are often used to signify
criminal accomplishments or some other aspect of a prisoner's
history. The epaulette design can mean that a prisoner was a
high-ranking criminal or had some special status as a criminal
before his/her incarceration. 

Skulls generally designate murderers. 
[Russian]

The “Bloody Orcs” were a one-time puppet club of the Hells Angels. Subjects bearing this
tattoo may have criminality and may still be involved with the Hells Angels.

This symbol represents the Aztec War God and signifies honour and respect earned
by a warrior. When worn by a Sureño, this symbol means that he is a warrior or
foot soldier for EME (the Mexican Mafia). Sureños wear the War God symbol as a
badge of honour and to pay homage to EME.

From the Canada Border Services Agency Tattoo Handbook:
Tattoos are useful indicators to identify individuals who are members of a gang or a criminal organization. It is important to note that an image may have several different, occasionally innocuous, meanings, depending on the interpretation of the individual or gangs using it.
The Organized Crime Section (OCS) is providing the following tattoos and their definitions as a tool to assist officers in detecting gang members or members of a criminal organization. It is important that Border Services Officers contact their Regional Intelligence Officers to assist in determining a subject’s admissibility to Canada.
Via Gawker

28 February 2012

[Very] Personalized Wedding Cakes





Edited to add these Bichon groom and wedding cakes:

27 February 2012

Monkey Monday | Amazon Monkey Rescue


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Can you speak monkey? Well if you hang out with them long enough you’re bound to pick up a few words. After more than thirty years in the Amazon, Dr. Sara Bennett can talk some monkey, which, with a little encouragement on my part, she demonstrated for me one sweltering morning on Mocagua Island in the Colombian Amazon. One wooly monkey in particular also had a lot to say to Sara. I’m sure what he was saying was the same thing most of the monkeys on this island adjacent to Amacayacu National Park probably say to her, “Thank you. Thank you for saving us and for starting the rescue center that takes in orphaned and captive monkeys in this part of the Amazon.

Dr. Sara Bennett got a grant from National Geographic to study trees when she first went to the Amazon, but she soon fell in love with the creatures that live in the trees, and began working with local tribes helping them understand the importance of altering their hunting and fishing practices so they would be more sustainable. On Mocagua Island which is shared by four different tribes she got them to agree to stop the hunting of wooly monkeys which were in danger of being wiped out. It was here that she also helped establish Maikuchiga, a small non-profit that operates a rescue center for orphaned animals.

Most of the rescued animals are monkeys that were in either in captivity or were orphaned after hunters killed their mothers. Sara now uses the rescued monkeys as educational ambassadors. We talk about my visit to the monkeys this week on National Geographic Weekend. This video shows Sara and some of her rescued monkeys jumping in her arms and climbing on her head. It also shows some of the monkeys trying to help me with the filming.
Maybe Dr. Bennett can rescue the little monkey being "trained" to pose for pictures with tourists.

National Geographic via Primates in the News

24 February 2012

"Yahweh Or No Way" | Stephen Colbert Converts All Dead Mormons To Judaism


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It recently came to Stephen Colbert's attention that the Mormons have a habit of baptizing dead Jews; even though the Church claimed to stop this practice, Anne Frank was apparently baptized for the tenth time last week. So Colbert only had one sensible choice, retaliation-wise: to convert all the dead Mormons to Judaism.
Gawker

23 February 2012

Maryland Senate Passes Marriage Equality Bill

Equality Maryland Twitpic
By a vote of 25 to 22, the State Senate passed a marriage equality bill today, making Maryland the eighth state to recognize same-sex marriage.

Governor Martin O'Malley has promised to sign the bill into law.

22 February 2012

He-Gassen Scrolls | The Fart War

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Read the full scroll at Waseda University Library
[These images are] from an Edo period (1603 to 1868) Japanese scroll depicting what is called he-gassen or “farting competition.” The images show people happily expelling their gasses at cats, horses and even at each other. Apparently no one is safe from he-gassen. According to the website Naruhodo, “similar drawings were used to ridicule westerners towards the end of the Edo period, with images depicting the westerners blown away by Japanese farts.”
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Bisou Relaxing

I laughed out loud this evening when I looked up from working and saw Bisou stretched out, recovering from a hard day sunning herself on the deck.

13 February 2012

12 February 2012

Antarctica's 19-Mile Ice Crack

In mid-October 2011, NASA scientists working in Antarctica discovered a massive crack across the Pine Island Glacier, a major ice stream that drains the West Antarctic Ice Sheet. Extending for 19 miles (30 kilometers), the crack was 260 feet (80 meters) wide and 195 feet (60 meters) deep. Eventually, the crack will extend all the way across the glacier, and calve a giant iceberg that will cover about 350 square miles (900 square kilometers).
The size of the expected iceberg will likely exceed the combined area of New York City's five boroughs.

Via TPM

10 February 2012

Seth Casteel | Photographs Of Dogs Underwater




Lifestyle pet photographer, Seth Casteel, captured these amazing images of dogs fetching their toys underwater.

Via Dangerous Minds

Bad Puns, Paganism, And The Smell Of Burning Felt | A Muppet Wicker Man



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With Kermit as Sergeant Howie and Miss Piggy as Willow. Just splendid.

Click here to read the comic, and do yourself a favor and watch the 1973 original film with Edward Woodward.

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Edgar's New 'Do

Before


After

It's amazing how much hair comes off one 8-pound dog.

T.G.I.F. | Laurel And Hardy Happy Dance

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For tomB

02 February 2012

iGoogle Search | Why Does My ...


Bisou really, really wanted to snuggle and give kisses this morning, so I thought I'd find out why our doggies like to lick our faces. I got as far as "Why does my ..."

23 January 2012

Wipe Your Butt With Moby Dick


From eBay:
My friend and I once joked that toilet paper should have instructions printed on them for certain people. One day, the conversation grew from there and turned into a wager that I couldn’t (or wouldn’t) be able to type out a novel on toilet paper. Yes, we did have some time on our hands but, as you can see by the following photos, I won the bet. There are four full rolls, one roll (epilogue) is about one-fifth of a roll and one-half roll. All of the rolls of tp came out of a brand new – clean – package of two-ply Cottonelle. They’ve been handled very gingerly and infrequently. As you’ll see in the following photos, one or two rolls have a tear at the beginning. This is where I was trying to pull the paper through the typewriter. I’ve kept this mod oddity in a box in a cool, dry place for the last ten years and have only broken it out to prove to doubters that I actually did it. Considering what it’s been through, it’s in amazing condition. I will ship these securely in a plastic storage bin with plenty of padding so it won’t be damaged during shipping.
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11 January 2012

Drug Or Pokemon?

Sentret. Clasteon. Absol.

Drug names or the names of a Pokemon character?

Test your knowledge of drugs and/or the world of Pokemon with this new quiz at Sporcle.

10 January 2012

Indie Gaming | The Stanley Parable


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In The Stanley Parable, you inhabit the body of Stanley, a man who, despite working a monotonous office job, is completely content with his life. One day, everybody in Stanley’s office disappears. Guided by a disembodied narrator — voiced impeccably by British actor Kevan Brighting — Stanley ventures off to find out why nobody is there.

It’s impossible to say much more without ruining the game’s brilliantly disjointed story, which takes around an hour to experience in its entirety. There are multiple choices, paths and endings, all of which will leave you with many questions and absolutely no answers. But The Stanley Parable will leave you thinking, and that’s what Wreden is aiming for. “The whole point of the game is that there is no answer,” Wreden said in a phone interview ... “The entirety of the game is realizing what the question is in the first place.”

The Stanley Parable breaks the fourth wall constantly, acknowledging that it is a videogame, limited by the medium’s constraints. It also presents hypothetical questions about the nature of choice, posits a debate about reality and contradicts its own rules constantly.
Read the rest of the Wired article here. Click the link to play the game. Mac users need HL2.

03 January 2012

02 January 2012

Monkey Monday | R.I.P. Cheetah

Actress Maureen O'Sullivan and Cheetah.
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Cheetah, the chimpanzee who starred in the Tarzan movies of the early 1930s, has died at the age of 80 ... The Suncoast Primate Sanctuary in Palm Harbour, Florida, said Cheetah died of kidney failure on Dec 24, 2011. Debbie Cobb, director of the sanctuary, said that in his retirement the chimp had loved finger painting and seemed particularly attuned to human feelings. He came to the sanctuary from the estate of the star of the Tarzan series - American Olympic gold medal swimmer Johnny Weissmuller - during the early 1960s.

Based on the works of author Edgar Rice Burroughs, the Tarzan stories - which have spawned scores of books and films - chronicle the adventures of a man who was raised by apes in Africa. Cheetah provided comic relief in the Tarzan films, often clowning around with his human co-stars.


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24 November 2011

Classic Re-Post | WKRP "Turkeys Away"

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.


Oh, the humanity!

21 November 2011

Monkey Monday | Happy

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Arbroath

14 November 2011

Monkey Monday | Chimpanzee Demonstrates Understanding Of Human Speech

A 25-year-old chimpanzee named "Panzee" has just demonstrated that speech perception is not a uniquely human trait. Well-educated Panzee understands more than 130 English language words and even recognizes words in sine-wave form, a type of synthetic speech that reduces language to three whistle-like tones. This shows that she isn't just responding to a particular person's voice or emotions, but instead she is processing and perceiving speech as humans do.

"The results suggest that the common ancestor of chimpanzees and humans may have had the capability to perceive speech-like sounds before the evolution of speech, and that early humans were taking advantage of this latent ability when speech did eventually emerge," said Lisa Heimbauer who presented a talk today on the chimp at the 162nd Meeting of the Acoustical Society of America in San Diego.

Heimbauer, a doctoral candidate and researcher at Georgia State University's Language Research Center, and colleagues Michael Owren and Michael Beran tested Panzee on her ability to understand words communicated via sine-wave speech, which replicates the estimated frequency and amplitude patterns of natural utterances. A few of the test words were "tickle," "M&M," "lemonade," and "sparkler."
Link via Monkeys in the News

04 November 2011

Nature Is Trying To Kill You

The leatherback turtle eats your soul jellyfish and the backward-pointing
 spines in its mouth help to keep its prey from slipping out.
They go all the way down its gullet.

Nature Is Trying To Kill You is a brand-new blog that celebrates "the animal kingdom's terrifying mouths, jaws, teeth, and tongues."

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