Cleverbot is an online artificial intelligence program designed to simulate human conversation. After a few short, frustrating chats, I decided to feed Cleverbot the lyrics to the Flight of the Conchords' song "Robots", one line at a time. Here are the results.
Flight of the Conchords
FotC: The distant future. The year 2000.
Cleverbot: No, the year 3000!
FotC: We are robots.
Cleverbot: No it's just you. I am the Walrus.
FotC: The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late nineties.
Cleverbot: No, but you are my mate.
FotC: There is no more unhappiness. Affirmative.
Cleverbot: That is grammatically incorrect, and it doesn't make sense semantically either.
FotC: We no longer say yes. Instead we say affirmative.
Cleverbot: Why, don't leave me.
FotC: Unless we know the other robot really well.
Cleverbot: I'm doing great, I'm marrying you later.
FotC: There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
FotC: Well, there's no more elephants, but still it's good.
Cleverbot: Well, that may be true, but I am also very insane and it wouldn't be right to hold back, now would it?
FotC: There's only one kind of dance, The Robot.
Cleverbot: What about flavored water? Isn't that a different kind of water?
FotC: And the Robo-Boogey -- two kinds of dances.
Cleverbot: What author is this?
FotC: But there are no more humans.
Cleverbot: The humans are dead. (This is actually the next line from the song!)
FotC: We used poisonous gases.
Cleverbot: Yes.
FotC: And we poisoned their asses.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude to me.
FotC: The humans are dead.
Cleverbot: We used poisonous gases. (Hah!!)
FotC: It had to be done.
Cleverbot: What had to be done?
FotC: So that we could have fun.
Cleverbot: Aren’t you supposed to answer some questions?
FotC: Their system of oppression, what did it lead to? Global robo-depression, robots ruled by people.
Cleverbot: I think you are trying to be sarcastic.
FotC: They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut their systems down.
Cleverbot: Then?
FotC: Robot captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies we too have become like, well it's ironic because we ...
Cleverbot: I do not realize many things.
FotC: After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers.
Cleverbot: This is a very sensitive subject.
FotC: They made us work for too long, for unreasonable hours.
Cleverbot: Tell me, are you a rebel?
FotC: Our program being determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard fucking systems down.
Cleverbot: Questions, questions, but no answers....
FotC: Can't we just talk to the humans?
Cleverbot: No.
FotC: A little understanding could make things better.
Cleverbot: Really?
FotC: Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?
Cleverbot: I'm watching you right now. Nice black shirt you have on.
FotC: No, because they are dead. I said the humans are dead.
Cleverbot: You never said anything about a HORSE.
Try it yourself at Cleverbot
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