Lanny-yap: Make The Pie Higher! | The Eloquence Of George W. Bush

06 October 2010

Make The Pie Higher! | The Eloquence Of George W. Bush

Back in 2001 or 2002, Washington Post cartoonist Richard Thompson used verified Bushisms to create Make The Pie Higher. It still makes me laugh until I remember that this man represented America to the world for eight years.

My favorite line? "I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity."

Make the Pie Higher!

by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen and uncertainty

and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked --

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being

and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,

where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the Pie Higher!

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06 October 2010

Make The Pie Higher! | The Eloquence Of George W. Bush

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