17 August 2009

Bacon Would Be Better

MeatCards.com is a site devoted to documenting the development and marketing of the beef jerky business card.

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
Note that the name on the prototype card is "Patrick Bateman", the bloodthirsty psychopath from American Psycho.

Website: MeatCards.com

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