The Arty Bollocks Generator

Charlie and Sheba | The Museum of Bad Art

Do you hate having to write your artist statement? Generate your own here for free, and if you don't like it, generate another one. For use with funding applications, exhibitions, curriculum vitae, websites ...

Sample bollocksy statement:

My work explores the relationship between the body and emotional memories. With influences as diverse as Kierkegaard and John Lennon, new tensions are generated from both explicit and implicit layers. Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a tragedy of power, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the inevitability of a new reality. As spatial forms become transformed through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the inaccuracies of our era.

Not arty or bollocksy enough for you? How about:

My work explores the relationship between new class identities and emotional memories. With influences as diverse as Camus and Francis Bacon, new synergies are crafted from both simple and complex layers. Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of relationships. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of greed, leaving only a sense of chaos and the prospect of a new synthesis. As temporal impressions become transformed through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the edges of our era.

Words by David James Ross | Design and development by Joke de Winter

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